Phear the Monkey!
Isn't it shiney! Oooo...empty space
MONKEYYY!!!!
Brewery Swag
(Store)
Daily Comic
First Impression
Taurog
What's New
Bartender
Lizzarik & Jorb
Tehd
Waitress
Cage Dancer
The Backdoor
Patrons
Leza
Jhaan & Flatty
Journal of Tato
Tales of the Tavern
Mission Statement
Background
Organization
Rank Descriptions
Etiquette
Forums
Past Events
The Twilight's Hammer
Wait Staff
Artists
Writers
Architects
Contact Us

The Bar

The Inebriated Elite

For many, the ongoing search for the perfect pint of booze has generated some of the greatest breakthroughs in both chemistry and twelve step programs. From the look and smell of the chemicals behind the bar, you suspect perfection was a word that had not been heard of around here.

The bartender Pazo waves to a stool near you, obviously offering you a seat in the most courteous fashion a Tauren kodo wrestler can.

Across the bar stand two relatively famous figures in the Barrens region. The magnanimous traveling goblin arms dealer Lizzarik, and his trusty ogre body guard Jorb.

Not ten feet from them stands Tehd, the tavern's undead chef. He seems to be avoiding eye contact with everyone and everything, while constantly looking over his shoulder.

What would you like to do...

A. Pull up a stool and chat with the Bartender

B. Chat with Lizzarik and Jorb.

C. Chat with Tehd.

D. Head back to the doorway and see what else there is to do here.


All Copyrights property of Blizzard Entertainment.
©2005 Blizzard Entertainment. All rights reserved.
Please don't sue me...