"At what point, meatsack, did you look at me and think 'hey, here's a guy that will get me something I want for free'?" he snickers at you with a less than appealing toothy grin. "I am not some clown here for your personal amusement you choho licking puppy snuffer. Go talk to the fluffy albino at the bar if you want something to eat or drink or whatever. I just cook the stuff. And you would think someone would show a little more gratitude for the hard work I went through to get such a hard to find flavor as that Flaming Falactory powder."
