You have just fallen victim to one of the
three classic blunders. One, never get involved
in a land war in Asia. Two, never go against
a Sicilian when death is on the line. And
three, don't mess with a celestial entity
that can yank your very living essence right
out of your body as if it were nothing more
than popcorn in a bag. And with your dying
breath as you stare into the eyes of the nearly
gleeful, vengeance seeking, drunken deity,
you begin to think to to yourself...what is
popcorn and how does it relate...
