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You're paltry attempt at laughter seems to have appeased the quasi-deity. She smiles, re-assured and continues with her humorless gags.

"The other day this human came to me," the entity continues. "Clad in so much armor you could hit him with a dragon and he wouldn't even flinch. Said he was LordPwnage. When I asked him what he died of he said 'Irritable Bowel Syndrome'!"".

She pauses for an audience reaction...

A. Laugh.

B. Stare blankly.

C. Boo.

D. Head back to the doorway and see what else there is to do here.


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