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Renikee

I would like to order...

"My, you're a tall one," the small waitress exclaims when you finally look down at her.

The tiny waitress appears as a typical goblin female. Short, pierced everywhere, and armed with a slight grin that speaks of an ever changing con job or hustle being formed in their miniscule but fierce brains. Known for making up their size with their notorious skills for negotiation and scheming, you begin to anticipate what dangers may lie just in asking for a glass of water.

And as you stare down at this tiny woman clad in a-

"Stop staring at my boobs," she says, very nonchalantly. "They cost five silver each per second."

A. "Can I have a glass of water?"

B. "How 'bout a menu?"

C. "Why don't you tell me about yourself?"

D. "Five silver eh? Here you go." Pay the wench.

E. Head back to the doorway and see what else there is to do here.


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