The bodyguard's expression softens to reveal
blush red cheeks and an awkward grin.
"Wellll," the ogre
says with a voice far more feminine and childlike
than you originally would have expected. "Not
much. Just here on business." He/she
pauses for a moment, looking you up and down.
"But I'll let you buy me
a drink if you like."
Seeing the greedy look in the Ogre's eye,
you decide to...