"Heheh, yeah. Great isn't it? I even tipped the griffon master a few extra silver for the enjoyment I got out of it. But that's not half of what that kid deserved."
"After seeing the ghost at the Lighthouse (who's grandparents owed me some money, by the way) the deformed gnome following me wanted to see the dam in Loch Modan. A dam? What kid wants to see a dam? It was at this point I kindly started referring to him as my Dam Kid. I told the dwarves around the Loch about my Dam Kid and got a free pint of Dwarven Stout out of it!"
"Once we made it to the dam, my Dam Kid leaned a bit too far over the edge. Elune obviously wanted to see my continued torture as a gust of wind blew him back before he could fall off."
