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Jhaan

Lies!

"That damn woman tricked me! Look, I was trying to sober up that morning and nothing tastes better than a good flan on a stomach full of ale. There's this place in Stormwind that makes the best in the land, so after getting my fill I leave to soak in some sun. I soon run into this woman who asks me if I wanted any "more flan." Of course I said yes. Who wouldn't? Well, when I finally sober up I see this urchin following me. It was then I realized that woman asked me if I wanted an "or-phan." I was going to take it back but he kept saying something about wanting to see the Lighthouse in Westfall. I tried to tell him there wasn't one, but he insisted. To shut him up, we took a griffon to Westfall and checked out the Lighthouse. Seeing the little tike white with fear, gripped between the griffon's talons made my day, heheh."

A. "You made your orphan ride in the talons?!?! That's horrible!"

B. Head back to the bar.


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